fishtwigz: emily-loves-asgardians: Everyone on tumblr should get a blue shirt and put their url on the back with white letters and put a T somewhere on the the front then we all decide a day and wear them out so we could see all the other tumblr people that live around us Then we could take pictures with each other and it could be like tumblr day or something i still think that this would...
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
amoying: are you ever just snuggle horny? like u dont want to do anything sexual but you just want to kiss and cuddle with someone that you genuinely like and watch movies and stuff
actuallycrying: when i get married i’m going to be crying so much because i won’t be marrying harry
andthenilonawasalllike: “can u not” has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
justintheallan: soycrates: endreal: avatar-addiction: nicotineenema: Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone. Shout out to Guinea Pigs which...
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
clotpoleandsorcerer: i just don’t understand why you would WANT to buy a site full of emotionally unstable fangirls who just blog gay porn day and night
Things school has taught me:
• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health • How to hate people in general • To want to quit life weekly • How to text/eat in class without getting caught • Why I will never amount to anything
Seriously though, if you want to be my friend all you have to do is message me saying “Hi we’re friends now ok” and I’ll just be like “ok, hi friend” and BAM our friendship has been made.
sani-a: if you date me you can touch my butt whenever you want.
duckymantic: weirdmoods: legendofjaime: what’s the point of thigh gaps anyways am i supposed to put my dick through it or something this made me feel a lot better actually apparantly it’s better if their thighs touch so it surrounds it better. i mean uh yeah
Reblog if you have ever been called:
eternallyhonking: xxx-black-and-white-xxx: francistheloverbonnefoy: Fat Ugly whore Slut Cunt Freak Nasty Weird Emo Cutter Stupid Worthless this has too many notes. [This shouldn’t have more than 0 notes I fucking hate humans.] Welp. There goes my faith in humanity. Oops I’ve been called all of them
Friend: Why do you have the same song 10 times on your iPod?
Me: You don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.
Which baby are you? →
fallenangelpear: caliginouscaper: distraction: guccikardashian: JANUARY BABY Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality. FEBRUARY BABY Abstract thoughts. Loves reality...